Not only does Obamacare finance
Such things, but now Barack is hot to get
Transgendered personnel – in skirts? in pants? –
Serving our country. Yea, the tranny set,
After their operations, will be met
On battlefields by fierce and foreign foes!
The alteration we will not regret.
We’ll be well served by soldiers such as those.
They will intimidate in panty hose.
They will inflict defeats in brief black dresses.
And, back at home, if disapproval grows,
They will mop up right-wing domestic messes.
Let’s seize the tranny future while we can!
Maybe that way, Barack can be a man.