Little Hitler

by flammeusgladius

Little Hitler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Hitler wants to murder lots of Jews.

But Little Hitler only wants salutes

From guys who have exchanged civilian shoes

For really shiny military boots.

Is Little Hitler evil?  He disputes

The very thought – for order’s not a sin.

His Powerpoint unerringly refutes

The errors of the accurate and thin.

Saliva isn’t dripping from his chin.

He isn’t rabid, as some foes assume.

But his calm talk could make a cool head spin

And produce snores throughout a spacious room.

He’s harmless: so his groupies, lame, contend.

I wish on him a hard and fiery end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

–Tom Riley