Who once was Logic Lad has now become
Rhetoric Man! He’s such a classicist
That those he dominates are stricken dumb
By his tremendous insights. They insist
That you too mute the syllables you’ve hissed
As you presumed to practice disputation.
Rhetoric Man and all his fans are pissed
At your impertinent argumentation.
You should stand for the general ovation.
You should cheer for the common sense of awe.
Analysis and ratiocination,
As you pursue them, violate the law
That never yet required a written form.
Score telling points? Ha! You’re not even warm!