Best and the Brightest
by flammeusgladius
The Best and the Brightest
Our President has called upon the Lords
Of Tech – but can they save his stupid plan
From itself? Glitches rise like zombie hordes.
Log on? Enroll? It seems that no one can.
Geeks: every one of you must play the man
And make a straight path through the screwed-up code
That Barack hired some foreign also-ran
To write! Obamacare must not implode!
Remember: in a fairy tale, the toad
Merits a princess kiss, becomes a prince.
If you do well, Michelle may well unload
A heap of lip on you. Does that convince?
Sebelius will smooch you too, I bet.
(I meant that as a promise, not a threat.)
–Tom Riley