De Regulis Domini Obamae
The Lord Obama’s automotive sense
Has moved his lips to state new rules for trucks.
Let heartfelt hallelujahs now commence!
Truckers: you’re not allowed to say he sucks.
The note a rooster sings transcends the clucks
Of chickens – and Obama rules the roost
Above all others! Who cares if your luck’s
Hit bottom? Who concedes you need a boost?
The Lord Obama cannot be induced
To modify his rules in any way.
Let regulators be at long last loosed!
Obama’s rules will change the world today.
Will distribution of our goods implode?
Big deal! He’ll think of something down the road.