Technological Fix

by flammeusgladius

Technological Fix

 

 

Technology will soon have full control
Of all that makes your ass so wide. No lies!
You will not have to play the open role
Of Big-Butt Bozo – and the laughing eyes
Of strangers will not focus on the size
Of your posterior with speed and zeal.
You will look pretty much like other guys.
The same old shame you will not have to feel.
Technology will easily conceal
The joke that God has deigned to play on you.
You will be modified. Hey, what a deal!
That great big butt will fade away on cue!
You’ll triumph then – if slimming is your goal.
(You’ll still, however, have a fat-assed soul.)

 

 

–Tom Riley