Substance Abuse

Substance Abuse

 

 

She has sworn off indulgence in booze.
Now on little kids’ insides she chews
For her thrill, for her fix,
For her wild addict kicks.
Every substance is there to abuse.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Barack’s Game

Barack’s Game

 

 

Now Obama whines: “I hurt my head
Playing football!” Yes, that’s what he said.
Ha! That wimp on the line?
Must I credit his whine?
I am sure it was footsie instead.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2014/05/29/Barack-Obama-I-m-Sure-I-Probably-Got-Concussions-Playing-Football)