Change Is Good
Out from your store of wisdom, you produce
a lovely sermon on how change is good.
But with the facts you’re playing fast and loose
to shield things in your backside’s neighborhood.
Acknowledge now, O liar, as you should
that every instance here of alteration
is a sign that your head is made of wood
and that you’ve botched a simple calculation!
Acknowledge that your faux-sage peroration
is just crap — and irrelevant to boot!
The more that you rely on vain quotation,
the less you can convince us you’re astute.
You’re what you need to alter: just get out!
That’ll be an improvement safe from doubt.