Downwardly Mobile

by flammeusgladius

Downwardly Mobile



ESPN bitch far transcends your state–
for, after all, she’s working on TV.
She excels you in every single trait
that matters — and she’ll force you to agree
that you are just a mess, whereas she’s great.
She is ascending exponentially
there at her TV network, unlike you.
(I bet she does a lot of jobs there, too.)



–Tom Riley



(ESPN reporter Britt McHenry berates parking lot attendant.)