Another Democrat City

by flammeusgladius

Another Democrat City

 

 

What Democrats have done in Baltimore
is not, of course, the fault of Democrats.
Just ask the President: out from his store
of wisdom, you accusatory rats,
he will refute you!  Making up the stats,
he will prove that the problem’s slavery.
If you fail to accept this view, you’re bats.
All of the pundits breathlessly agree.
Rioters only seek equality.
Just give them all your money, and you’re fine–
or, if you’re not, you don’t deserve to be.
They torched your business, did they? Hey, don’t whine!
Things will improve for everyone the day
that you elect more Democrats. Okay?

 

 

–Tom Riley