He takes back what he said before
about the brainy strategies
he strategized to win the war
against Islamic State JV’s.
Those strategies were cough and sneeze.
Those strategies were pick-your-nose
and scratch-your-ass. He now agrees.
Good strategies are not like those.
Will he re-strategize? It blows
that you would dare to ask him that!
Strategy questions make him doze.
He prefers peace. He’s one cool cat.
He won’t get off his scrawny tush.
When cities fall, he’ll just blame Bush.