Planned Parenthood’s Poll

by flammeusgladius

Planned Parenthood’s Poll



A poll commissioned by Planned Parenthood
tells us that voters want the government
to fund Planned Parenthood. Oh, wow. That’s good.
With evidence like that I’m quite content.
A poll like that is just like the descent
of a light-bearing angel, half divine.
From my determination I’ll relent
and fall, defeated, timid, into line.
Or maybe, after all, I have a spine
and will not flee this poll, so clearly cooked.
Maybe the raw disgust that once was mine
is with me, as it was when I first looked
at videos that showed those lying tarts
laughing and peddling little baby parts.



–Tom Riley



(Poll commissioned by Planned Parenthood shows support for Planned Parenthood.)