by flammeusgladius




Hillary’s taking vocalized offense–
as well she might, since charming husband Bill
was once a rapist. Simple common sense
would mandate an exception. With a will,
she hastens to proclaim the need to kill
the rapist’s kid. But kill the rapist? No.
Though he’s a cad, his wife requires him still
to help her win the presidency — so
she draws the line. I know the witch is low–
low as a snake that’s crept inside a boot,
low as a murder victim deep in snow,
low as the Devil’s often-smooched patoot.
Still, despite lying lips and frumpy style,
she’s better than Obama by a mile.



–Tom Riley



(Clinton calls GOP views on abortion “offensive.”)