New Month’s Resolution

by flammeusgladius

New Month’s Resolution

 

 

What they formerly swore they don’t do,
they give up now. Believe them: it’s true.
Though they eat kids for lunch,
they’re a trustworthy bunch.
(Well, their scruples are awfully few….)

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Planned Parenthood announces policy change.)