You can be sure Barack will vet them all.
The process will be thorough and robust.
And no disaster, people, will befall.
Barack’s a guy you know that you can trust.
Let peril, therefore, cease to be discussed!
Refugees will bring smiles and points of view.
Fanaticism, fury, and blood lust?
None of those will infect Barack’s fine crew!
He’s vetted them, remember, through and through.
He’s sent the emanations of his mind
amongst them. Now they’re eager to renew
our nation with a spirit unconfined.
If some of them prove difficult to tame,
however, keep in mind: he’s not to blame.