Joss Whedon boldly stands for what is right–
and what is right is peddling baby parts.
Oh, why can’t all you critics see the light
and recognize his conscientious smarts?
It’s socially responsible that hearts
and livers be available for science
to fiddle with. It helps the healing arts.
Plus, it promotes our human self-reliance.
No judge named “God” for us! In fierce defiance,
we shake our fists at what does not exist.
Religion is an obsolete appliance.
It isn’t even worthy of a fist–
unless you mean a fetal fist. That’s cool
according to Joss Whedon’s golden rule.