A Couple Dollars

by flammeusgladius

A Couple Dollars

 

 

He gave a couple dollars to a bum
and named himself a saint of charity.
They itched, his index finger and his thumb.
He gave a couple dollars to a bum.
That was indeed his very maximum.
Ah, in the mirror, what a sight to see!
He gave a couple dollars to a bum–
and named himself a saint of charity.

 

 

–Tom Riley

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