Winning Advice

by flammeusgladius

Winning Advice

 

 

The Donald ain’t the winner that we need.
Oh, no, you voters! Hear the voice of Mitt!
He’s warning you: be certain that you heed.
The Donald will not help you — not one bit.
Into the Oval Office he will fit
badly — and all his crazy cartoon plans
will come up short. He lacks the proper kit
of skills — although he has a lot of fans.
No angry voter truly understands
that Mitt and other party loyalists
still have the answers. People, clap your hands
for Mitt — or anyhow, unroll your fists!
The Donald is a phony and a sinner.
Romney has spoken. Take it from a winner.

 

 

–Tom Riley

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