Values Candidate

by flammeusgladius

Values Candidate



Let us be guided by the measured views
of Mrs. Clinton now that terrorists
have struck again! Her noble soul resists
the urge to name and target and accuse
the perpetrators. She will not abuse
the facts, will not dispel vast verbal mists
nor dare to recognize Islamicists
as criminals. To hell with all your clues!
True to the values that we value highly–
or, well, the ones Obama tells us to–
she won’t act resolutely, nay, nor slyly,
to crush the terrorists. No! She’ll renew
our plan to chat with them, however shyly.
And who will pay the price? You, you, and you!



–Tom Riley


(Clinton maintains “values” in face of Brussels terror attacks.)