Defensor Fidei

by flammeusgladius

Defensor Fidei

 

 

Palm Sunday — and the dying continent
is urged once more toward speedy suicide
by Francis. After all, folks, this is Lent:
you are supposed to suffer! Let your pride
be humbled by invaders who’ve defied
all borders to impose themselves on you!
Your new guests’ urge to rape won’t be denied.
The pope is pleased to sell your women too.
Oh, here it comes! You’re whining right on cue.
Your whole shtick now is one prolonged complaint.
Well, knock it off! A string of rapes won’t do
a thing to make Pope Francis show restraint
in speaking out on matters such as this.
He’ll send you lots of Muslim ass to kiss.

 

 

–Tom Riley