Guaranteed Win

by flammeusgladius

Guaranteed Win

 

 

You vote for Frick, and I shall vote for Frack.
One of us then is sure to be a winner.
Appalling candidates we do not lack.
You vote for Frick — and I shall vote for Frack.
Though chaos may advance to its attack,
our chances will not, friend, grow any thinner.
You vote for Frick — and I shall vote for Frack.
One of us then is sure to be a winner.

 

 

–Tom Riley

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