Bathroom Rights

by flammeusgladius

Bathroom Rights



The sacred right of guys to bring their pricks
into the ladies’ room must never be
infringed — for, in their souls, those guys are chicks
and treasure feminine identity
far more than famous gals like Hillary
have ever thought of doing. Hey, you jerks
and bigots! Let a tranny take a pee!
This new, improved arrangement really works.
I know you think some rabid pervert lurks
in a stall there, intent on flashing peter
at little girls like yours. Well, up she perks!
Cross-dressing Kong has found the way to greet her!
It’s all gain, see, and never any loss.
It’s forcefully supported by the Boss.



–Tom Riley



(Bruce Springsteen cancels North Carolina appearance.)