Big Question

by flammeusgladius

The Big Question

 

 

Which bathroom will Baraquerina use?
Which bathroom will delight Baraquerelle?
Once he’s decided, it will make the news,
his bathroom choice, or hers. But let’s dispel
some myths right now — malicious myths from Hell!
Gender fluidity does not imply
an inability to function well:
dressed as a girl, Barack’s still one tough guy!
Now with our speculations we’ll let fly:
you think he’s sure to choose the women’s room;
you assume his decree was just some sly
self-service. Ha! You shouldn’t, sir, assume.
The men’s room is his all, his everywhere:
someone like Reggie Love is waiting there!

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Obama administration issues “decree” on transgender bathrooms.)

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