I self-identify as “President”
today — and want to nominate my guy
or gal to the Supreme Court. Quite content
with the self I myself identify,
I am offended if you dare deny
my presidential self-identity.
Facing your bigotry, I want to cry.
President Me ain’t easy, folks, to be.
I demand your support. You must agree.
A Secret Service detail — right away!
And Air Force One of course belongs to me!
Address tonight: I have a lot to say!
Obama: you’re about to be corrected.
I was unanimously self-elected!