What an historic moment! Hillary’s
become the first First Lady to succeed
in seizing nominations. Fate agrees
with all her scheming. I am thrilled indeed
on her behalf. Dishonesty and greed
pay off — and sometimes in historic ways.
Into a crooked future she may lead
the nation. Ah, the sycophantic praise
she’ll merit from the media! These days,
anything called a Democrat is great.
Her screech will pass for eloquence, and rays
of sunshine will embrace her and her mate.
Interns will suck him off. He’ll be euphoric.
We’ll all admit the moment is historic.