Predictable Outcomes

by flammeusgladius

Predictable Outcomes

 

 

The pope supports a new authority
for nifty global climate-change control.
You Catholic types must now at last agree
to the whole program.  What a happy whole!
The only way that you can save your soul
is to kiss Al Gore’s big fat lying ass.
If you fail to pursue this lofty goal,
you must attend reeducation class.
And, when the globalists push hard to pass
abortion everywhere — as you can tell
they will — while you pro-lifers say, “Alas,”
the pope will shrug and grin:  “Oh, what the hell!
This isn’t, guys, exactly what I meant.
But we can’t change it now, so be content.”

 

 

–Tom Riley