Apology for My Absurd Scenario

by flammeusgladius

Apology for My Absurd Scenario



“Why do you mock our former president?
How do you dare suggest absurdities
such as a speedy oral-sex event?
Loretta doesn’t go down on her knees!
If in his case her ego sought to please,
then she would serve him with a sweetheart deal
and lots of ill-defined immunities.
That is a prosecutor’s true appeal!”
Well, right you are! I know it isn’t real,
my hastily-arranged scenario.
With her, of course, he used another spiel.
He only asked deceptive winds to blow.
It’s clear that no Lewinsky was in store.
Nevertheless, she’s twenty times the whore.



–Tom Riley