Loretta and Bill

by flammeusgladius

Loretta and Bill

 

 

Loretta Lynch just isn’t Clinton’s type.
Nothing illicit happened. Be assured.
Ignore the paranoia and the hype.
What the reported rendezvous secured
was just dread from the bureaucrats inured
to following such none-too-subtle hints.
Forever will indictments be deferred!
Those types of punks you don’t need to convince
with strong-arm tactics. They’ll be quiet — since
the meeting, which should not have, did take place.
And Bill — our nation’s glorious wild prince–
has thus helped Mrs. Clinton win her race.
No plots, I’m certain, needed to be hatched.
(Maybe a blowjob, though — no strings attached….)

 

 

–Tom Riley