It wasn’t just a maniac who plowed
through Frenchmen (and Frenchwomen) with a truck,
who thought to terminate the whole vast crowd
but didn’t, at this time, have quite the luck.
It was another jazzed jihadi fuck–
the sort of prick who shouldn’t even be
there in that clime. Alas, French leaders suck
at making safety their priority!
What am I saying? Damned judgmental me!
I never have the proper attitude.
I never hear the foreigner’s just plea.
I’m xenophobic — or perhaps just rude.
Now I’ll reform — and seek a nobler goal:
we must establish greater truck control.