Eye Abuse

by flammeusgladius

Eye Abuse

 

 

Photos of Mrs. Trump you’ve printed nude–
far more than voters in the GOP
needed to see. Unfeeling, crass, and crude,
you went ahead. You heard no earnest plea
for ordinate decorum. And to me
it’s clear that you’re as partisan as Hell.
The Devil is a Democrat, agree
or not. Oh, you can tell it by the smell!
But now, O press, we’re seeking to compel
your sorry souls to opt for what is fair.
In your hearts, let a sense of justice swell!
For evenhandedness begin to care!
Print naked pics of Mrs. Clinton, too!
That’d be fair — but, if you do, we’ll sue.

 

 

–Tom Riley