By hugging the survivors, brave Barack
defeats the future’s shooters: that’s a fact.
His method of defense comes as a shock
to jihad jockeys not caught in the act
quite yet. What wild crusaders clearly lacked,
Barack in major ways serenely shows.
By acting both compassionate and cracked,
he can assail and yet embrace our foes.
Master of pretty paradox, he knows
that wars are won by sheer passivity.
How soft, how warm, how sensitive he grows
when lesser men might fight ferociously!
By such means, in his world view, well asserted,
destructive types are easily converted.