Oh, how Mark Shea adores Planned Parenthood–
aside, of course, from that abortion stuff!
All of those other services are good,
and Mr. Shea at last has had enough
of all the unjust and judgmental guff
anti-abortionists tend to unload
on clinic workers who have had it rough.
Such slanders violate his Christian code.
Proud of the compliments that he’s bestowed
on Mrs. Sanger’s altruistic heirs,
he shows a side religion seldom showed
before he came along to make repairs
to breaks in the apologetic arts.
Will he be paid in baby body parts?
(In Facebook comment, Catholic blogger Mark Shea celebrates the legitimate services of Planned Parenthood.)