Itchy and Scratchy

by flammeusgladius

Itchy and Scratchy



Mark Shea is working overtime to see

That Hillary, that baby-killing witch,

Will be the empress she has longed to be:

He’s happy to be Mrs. Clinton’s bitch.

Scratching her fat ass satisfies his itch

To be the sort of Catholic who is cool.

Plus, he hates Trump because, well, Trump is rich,

While Mark Shea is a beggar.  As a rule,

It doesn’t pay to argue with a fool—

And I’m not arguing in these brief lines.

I write prophetically.  I seek to school

Shea’s fans in realms that common sense defines.

He’ll scratch that Clinton ass in Hell someday

And scarcely notice, blogging right away.



–Tom Riley