Oversized Issue

by flammeusgladius

Oversized Issue

 

 

The issue is, Trump called Miss Universe
A pig. That insult makes of him sheer swine.
Though she grow porky, nothing could be worse
Than to imply that she should fall in line
With the requirements of her title. Dine
Three times per evening? Buddy, that’s her right!
She’s beautiful by nature and design
Whether or not there’s all of her in sight!
Hillary understands. She’s seen the light.
She’s seen it glistening on swelling thighs
Even more vast than hers. No need to fight
The impulse, Mrs. Clinton: let your eyes
Seek satisfaction! Nothing wrong with that.
It’s okay that you like your porn queens fat.

 

 

–Tom Riley