Old Material Girl

by flammeusgladius

Old Material Girl



B.J.’s for Clinton voters, one and all—
Or anyhow, the guys. Madonna’s knees
Are hardened to the task. Just vote – then call.
You do not even have to utter please.
She promises that you will have a ball.
Many a former client still agrees.
Though with anticipation, lads, you burst,
Be patient: she removes her dentures first.



–Tom Riley



(Aging hag Madonna offers “blowjobs” to men who vote for aging hag Hillary.)