Flasher
by flammeusgladius
Flasher
Obama flashed his hard-on on a plane.
Reporterettes were scrambling for a look.
He didn’t have to prove he had a brain.
Obama flashed his hard-on on a plane.
Puritan losers, you object in vain!
He’s in the sacred and protected book.
Obama flashed his hard-on on a plane.
Reporterettes were scrambling for a look.
–Tom Riley