An Essential Life

by flammeusgladius

An Essential Life

 

 

He stuffs his furry face most every day,
Then he repents by munching late night snacks.
Such is the essence of the life of Shea.

Politically correct in every way,
Free with the idle insults and the facts,
He stuffs his furry face most every day.

He links arms with Planned Parenthood – but, hey,
That’s the new Catholic vision! So relax:
Such is the essence of the life of Shea.

He kisses Clinton ass for little pay.
He joins in all mass media attacks.
He stuffs his furry face most every day.

Of gluttony he makes a wild display.
Crumbs fall from his jaws when he makes cracks.
Such is the essence of the life of Shea.

On online corners, how he loves to pray!
He stars in his own endless Book of Acts.
He stuffs his furry face most every day.
Such is the essence of the life of Shea.

 

 

–Tom Riley