Profitable Prophet

Profitable Prophet

 

 

How much were
You paid to write your
jeremiad against greed?

 

 

–Tom Riley

A Very Putin Christmas

A Very Putin Christmas

 

 

The Russians hacked my Christmas tree!
Now all the lights are blinking red,
And Putin’s cackling wickedly.
The Russians hacked my Christmas tree!
They really have it in for me.
I writhe in Hillary’s hard stead.
The Russians hacked my Christmas tree!
Now all the lights are blinking red.

 

 

–Tom Riley