God’s Fat-Assed Champion

by flammeusgladius

God’s Fat-Assed Champion


Who makes Mark Shea recoil, through and through?
Who dissolves Mark Shea’s firm psychic glue?
Who makes Shea’s anger swell?
Who is singing for Hell?
The Satanic Paul Anka, that’s who!


–Tom Riley


(Planned Parenthood ally and professional idiot Mark Shea decries in advance Paul Anka’s inaugural performance.)