Dark Donuts of Doom

by flammeusgladius

Dark Donuts of Doom



Once again, Catholic sorry sister Mark
Is telling us that darkness reigns supreme
In Trump’s America. Oh, they are stark,
The boundaries of Mr. Shea’s bad dream!
Moderate Mark says Trump is too extreme.
Consistent Mark says Trump fails to support
The welfare state – so that we cannot deem
His principles pro-life. Abort! Abort!
Confusion is, of course, Shea’s favorite sport.
Therein he ought to win Olympic gold.
Oh, but in reason’s realm he comes up short!
The claims of logic always leave him cold.
Hey, lipidoid: that darkness isn’t dark!
Shut up and have another donut, Mark.



–Tom Riley