Incidentally

by flammeusgladius

Incidentally

 

 

Let’s all decry this London “incident”—
But, more importantly, let’s all defend
The virtues of Islam! The wise contend
That no true noble Muslim ever meant
To cause harm to the Infidel. Content
With this assurance, let us all amend
Our hasty speech! We do not dare offend
Those peaceful guys, by heaven clearly sent.
The Muslim is a Mr. Rogers type,
Perhaps without the sweater. Oh, proclaim
To all the world, for all the world is ripe:
Islamophobia is cause for shame!
Worry about Islam is pointless hype.
In everything, the Russians are to blame.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(British officials decry “incident” in London.)

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