Democrats are the height of purity.
Just ask them and they’ll tell you — tell you true.
You’re unconvinced? Why, then, the problem’s you!
You’ll have to be investigated, see?
Democrats don’t proceed illegally.
The law indeed adores them through and through.
It morphs to suit their whole delightful crew.
It serves them as it wouldn’t you or me.
Democrats therefore get to lecture us.
Line up to listen, stupid — and obey!
The virtuous can be imperious.
You will be quiet as they have their say.
You’re not allowed to be a stubborn cuss.
Alter your thoughts at their command — today!