Call for Resignation

by flammeusgladius

Call for Resignation



Colbert has called on Trump to cut the shit
And please resign. Oh, glorious Colbert!
He doesn’t mean it, though. His easy air
And exercise of what he sells as wit
Conceal a fear that Trump may, in a fit
Of anger and frustration, hard to bear,
And of embedded enemies aware,
Actually do what Colbert says — and quit.
Where then will cut-rate sissy Stephen be?
His ratings used to blow — and fell in line
Only when Trump achieved ascendancy.
If Trump goes, who will choose to hear the whine
That Colbert seasons with obscenity?
You suck at hosting, loser. Please resign.



–Tom Riley



(Colbert calls on Trump to resign.)