Cultural Difference

by flammeusgladius

Cultural Difference



The little girls of Deutschland aren’t in danger.
Oh, no! Forced sex with Muslims isn’t rape!
It’s good for girls to make it with a stranger,
Lithe limbs held down, or bound with gray duct tape.
And, if the stranger has a warm complexion
And speaks a language Luther never tried,
Why, that’s an intercultural connection!
Its benefits can hardly be denied.
Rejoice that Deutschland’s understanding jurists
Now stroke these truths with evident delight
Instead of crediting outmoded purists
And punishing the foreigner! Tonight
You must put out, my dear, till bruises show.
Pope Francis and Frau Merkel tell you so.



–Tom Riley



(German judge acquits Muslim of rape on grounds of cultural difference.)