Run and Hide and Tell

by flammeusgladius

Run and Hide and Tell


Oh, run and hide and tell the mommy state,
You Brits! But never ever dare fight back
When fierce Islamic terrorists attack
With knives! That would mean giving in to hate–
And giving in to hate’s a sadder fate
Than staying meekly on the slaughter track
While with delight jihadis slash and hack.
Oh, run and hide and tell — and you’ll feel great!
Oh, run and hide and tell — but carefully!
Don’t use that ugly “Paki” word while telling.
Don’t stoop to mentioning ethnicity
Or how suspicious characters are smelling
When they take out their blades and charge with glee.
And, if you tweet, take time to check your spelling.


–Tom Riley