Testimony of the Week

by flammeusgladius

Testimony of the Week

 

On “Comey’s Testimony of the Week,”
We heard again about how Comey felt.
The things he said could not be called unique
In this respect — but, oh, they made hearts melt!
He taught us all how “inner angst” is spelt.
He taught us all about his noble states
Of mind. He didn’t like the way Trump smelt.
He doesn’t like the way Trump’s manner grates.
A gabby lawman who pontificates
Is now the Democrats’ exalted hero.
They all admire his many emo traits.
But what’s the payoff, all you viewers? Zero.
Comey lets nothing but his feelings flow.
I’m growing weary of this donkey show.

 

–Tom Riley

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