Inspector Mueller on the Trail

by flammeusgladius

Inspector Mueller on the Trail


We’re safe from Trump now. Mueller’s on the trail!
He’ll sniff around those underparts until
He arrives at the bottom. He’ll fulfill
His earnest promises. He will not fail.
His service in this probe may well entail
Challenges — but he’s sure to take the hill.
He is a paragon of snooping skill.
You can be certain Trump is turning pale.
In Mueller we have boundless confidence.
What’s more, we find his calm assurance calming.
His statements always make a lot of sense.
He catches the magician slyly palming
The coin. Oh, he’s the master of events!
Look at the way he stopped that Boston bombing!


—Tom Riley