Barack Beyond Temptation

by flammeusgladius

Barack Beyond Temptation

 

Others may be affected by the charms
Of Mrs. Trump and find her smokin’ hot.
Others may shake, a little or a lot,
At the sight of those cheekbones and bare arms.
Others’ hearts may raise echoing alarms.
Others’ libidos may be tied in knot
On knot. Lads, are your own defenses shot?
Most are the same in cities and on farms.
But virtuous Obama is immune.
His troth to his true love is ever crescent.
Melania can never make him swoon.
Her brightest smile is slight and evanescent.
To his true love he sings a constant tune:
Reggie Love’s organ, mostly when tumescent.

 

—Tom Riley

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