Relax and Enjoy

by flammeusgladius

Relax and Enjoy

 

New Muslim teaching: rape is hard at first—
But pretty soon the victim really cums
And grants her rapists unimagined sums
Of gratitude, with which she seems to burst.
Those who do not respond so are accursed,
Their hearts wrapped in a prejudice that numbs!
Those bitches need to cease to flap their gums.
What anti-Muslim falsehoods they’ve rehearsed!
Ladies of Europe, please prepare your parts
For thrills beyond your wildest dreams! As planned,
The Muslim rapist gangs have all you tarts
On their list. They can never be unmanned
By tears or empty speechifying arts.
Francis and Merkel hope you understand.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Muslim spokesman explains that rape is only hard “at start.”)