Mueller’s Heroes

by flammeusgladius

Mueller’s Heroes

 

Mueller’s brave heroes rushed intently in
To roust the startled Manaforts from bed
And to molest the missus. “Foe ahead!”
He’d warned them. “Fight like tigers, guys, and win!
Find the original Trump-loving sin
And make it Russophilic, as I said!
Folks should have voted Hillary instead!
Now the reversal can at last begin!”
They searched hard for the weapons that she might
Have hidden in her nightie. Get a clue,
America! Oh, try and see the light
And do what loyal Democrats should do!
They did it all to make us safer, right?
Do you feel safer now? You do?  Me too!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Agents carry out daring raid on Manafort bedroom.)